Ken woos Barbie back with plastic surgery
It was the breakup that shocked legions of fans. She was the image of perfection dressed in Pepto-Bismol pink, with a dozen movie credits under her Size 2 belt, several best-selling advice books and a line of accessories that bore her name.
He was her dashing playmate in short shorts, with a washboard stomach, a killer smile and a pampered life of tennis, surfing and roller skating.
Now, after a heart-wrenching, two-year separation — for the record, it was her idea — Ken and Barbie are headed for a romantic reunion, according to their handlers. Ken's new attraction? A makeover, set to be unveiled today at a news conference in Manhattan, that finds him sporting a more rugged jaw line, wearing cargo pants and listening to Norah Jones.
Sex appeal for toothpaste
The Consumerist was discussing the use of sexual images in selling completely unrelated merchandise, and this came in:
Cute little boy with a beautiful grin? WRONG. As always, you need to look at the full picture.
Cute little boy with a beautiful grin? WRONG. As always, you need to look at the full picture.