You know what snowmen do over summer?


Nauru's only plane repossessed




The Republic of Nauru, an incredibly fake-sounding yet real Micronesian country, lost its only plane because corruption wiped out all its shit-brought wealth.
The remote Pacific island state of Nauru had its sole plane seized today, virtually cutting off the island’s residents from the outside world. The tiny island, whose people were once among the richest per capita in the world, had failed to make payments on the aircraft since 2002... The 7,500 residents of Nauru, a 21 square kilometre coral atoll, were once among the world’s wealthiest due to the export of phosphates, mostly from bird droppings. But the reserves are almost exhausted and with earlier wealth squandered through corruption and mismanagement, the country is virtually bankrupt.

The Democrats (and abortion rights) might be better off if Roe v Wade were overturned


Every once in a while I'd encounter an idea that is so brilliant yet simple and elegant, it would make me pause my day and dream about having that level of intelligence for a while. The following is the latest that hit me. It is about the Roe vs Wade decision that is a perennial hot button in American political skirmishes.


A heretical proposal
Dec 8th 2005
From The Economist print edition

Lexington

AS A general rule, Republicans are much happier with American exceptionalism than Democrats. Conservatives celebrate the right of every God-fearing American to carry a semi-automatic in his Kyoto-busting SUV while liberals protest that Europe is greener and safer. But when it comes to abortion, it is the Democrats who are the American exceptionalists.

Most rich countries other than the United States have solved the abortion problem by consulting the electorate—either through the legislature or through referendums. This led to vigorous debates and, broadly, the triumph of abortion rights. Because abortion was legalised democratically, pro-lifers accepted the fact that they had lost and abortion became a settled right. By contrast, in America, abortion is a fundamental right of privacy protected by a 1973 Supreme Court judgment—Roe v Wade.

Few objective outsiders—if it is possible to be such a thing on abortion—would argue that relying on judges rather than popular will has helped American politics: no other comparable country has such destructive culture wars. Roe left a large chunk of the country feeling disenfranchised by the court; it also established a cycle of attack and counter-attack that has debased everything that it has touched, especially the judiciary.

A prime example is the Roe-obsessed confirmation process for Supreme Court nominees. Samuel Alito, Mr Bush's new candidate, claims that the fact that he once advised the Reagan administration on how to overturn Roe will have no bearing on his behaviour on the court. No less disingenuously, liberal senators pretend they are trying to gauge Mr Alito's legal philosophy when they are trying to catch him out on Roe.

All this is bad for America; but, in political terms, Roe has been particularly disastrous for the Democrats. The Republicans have generally had the better of the abortion wars (something most liberals admit as long as nobody from NARAL Pro-Choice America is in the room). Roe has proved a lightning-rod for conservatives; and many moderates dislike the Democrats'Roe-driven defence of partial-birth abortions. So consider a heretical proposition: why on earth don't Democrats disown Roe?

Merely to mention this in public can be dangerous. Yet there are two obvious reasons for the party to do it. First, abortion rights command broad popular support in the United States, just as they do in Europe. Gallup polling since the mid-1970s has consistently shown that about 80% of Americans want abortion to be legal—either in all circumstances (21-31%) or in some circumstances (51-61%). Without Roe, abortion might be slightly restricted, but certainly not banned, as conservatives want.

Second, Roe is a pretty flimsy decision. The idea that the constitution protects “the right to privacy” was already something of a stretch when Justice William Douglas discovered it in the Griswold v Connecticut case in 1965. Ruling that the state government could not stop married couples from purchasing contraception, Douglas wrote that the right to privacy exists because the “specific guarantees in the Bill of Rights have penumbras, formed by emanations from those guarantees that help give them life and substance.” It was these penumbras and emanations that were stretched still further in 1973 when the court ruled on Roe.

Some Democrats say that they regard “a woman's right to choose” as analogous to a black person's right to vote—a basic human right that cannot be gainsaid by the electorate. This is far from convincing. The constitution is as clear about the right to vote—thanks to the equal protection clause—as it is murky on the right to abortion. And abortion isn't a clear-cut moral issue in the way that the franchise is. Bill Clinton never felt any need to argue that black voting should be “safe, legal and rare”.

A better argument in defence of Roe is that some states might well outlaw abortion. The Centre for Reproductive Rights claimed in 2004 that 21 conservative states were highly likely to do so and nine somewhat likely. But this presumes that public opinion has been frozen in aspic since 1973. Laura Vanderkam of USA Today points out that many of these “anti-Roe” states may well vote in favour of abortion rights: seven have Democratic governors, one (Rhode Island) is firmly in the Democratic column, and many others (Colorado, Ohio) cannot be relied upon to ban it. Moreover, the states that are most likely to vote to ban abortion—such as Mississippi and North Dakota—already have very few abortion clinics in any case: women who want abortions in those states already have to travel huge distances. Crossing state lines would not make that much difference.

Stubborn as a mule

The main reason, alas, why Democrats will stick by Roe is simply because it is a totem in the culture wars. Why should pro-choice forces surrender any ground? That argument makes sense if you want to defend “choice” right into the ninth month, as some zealots do. But for most Democrats who merely want to keep abortion legal under most circumstances, that right would be more secure if it carried democratic legitimacy.

Embracing the democratic process would send a powerful signal that the Party of the People has rediscovered its faith in the people. Relying on judges to advance the liberal agenda allowed conservatives to seize the mantle of populism. Roe has given Republicans a free ride: they can claim to oppose abortion in the comfortable knowledge that it will never be banned. But imagine if Roe were overturned. How many Republicans would vote for a ban on abortion that only one in five Americans support? The conservative coalition would be split asunder.

History is full of great generals who won their wars by staging strategic retreats. Field-Marshal Kutusov allowed Napoleon to occupy Moscow, tempting him to over-extend himself. The Democrats might emulate that aged Russian's wiliness—and stage a strategic retreat to the high ground of popular opinion.

Shield your pupils from 'terrifying' Santa Claus, teachers told


Children should be protected from “terrifying” Santa Claus, and shielded from “alarming” pantomimes, according to a government website for teachers.

The website, which was taken down yesterday by embarrassed officials, also said that staff organising school Christmas parties should take care not to arrange competitive games with winners and losers to avoid upsetting the children and make them feel they had “underperformed”.

Parents’ groups yesterday condemned the advice which they said threatened to destroy the magic of Christmas.

The advice on the website, www.teachernet.gov.uk, said: “For very young children, Father Christmas can be terrifying, and if you are planning a visit from Santa, you’ll need to make sure that fearful children are near an exit.

“Trips to the pantomime can cause alarm, so the same planning applies.

“Younger children in particular have a wide range of fears, many of which seem completely irrational to adults.

“Many children dislike the dark or crowded rooms, so be sensitive to this if you are planning atmospheric lighting.”

The site also had a link to a list of games that could be included in school parties, devised by the “progressive” youth movement, the Woodcraft Folk. The advice said: “Sometimes parties and organised games just reinforce differences and inequalities.

“The last thing you want is for children to get anxious or upset because they feel they have underperformed, or not been successful.

“If you do have games with winners, make sure that all children are given an opportunity to succeed where possible.”

Margaret Morrissey, of the National Confederation of Parent Teacher Associations, said: said: “It is so sad that we have become so politically correct that we are trying to remove the magic of Christmas.”

Removing the advice yesterday, the Government denied that it represented official policy. A spokesman for the Department of Education said: “We fully support the traditional British Christmas.

“This is not Government policy and was not produced by the department.

“We have now withdrawn it as it does not reflect our views.”

The Time, December 12, 2005

北韓狂勝澳門13球


澳門東亞運動會,足球B組賽事北韓以 13 比 0 狂數澳門隊,一洩被港隊逼和的怨氣。

在前日B組第一輪的比賽中,中國隊 10:0 戰勝澳門隊,而北韓則被中國香港 0:0 逼平。處於不利境地的北韓在本場比賽中狂攻不止,目的就是為了在澳門隊身上撈取更多的淨勝球。

上半場剛剛進行了3分鐘,北韓隊19號洪英兆就在對方禁區內抽射打進第一球,隨後的比賽完全在朝鮮隊控制中,22號安哲革頭頂腳踢打進 5 球,7號金哲浩和 21號良英基分別攻入 3 球。此外,中國澳門隊繼上場與中國隊的比賽中打入一個烏龍球後,本場比賽又有一個烏龍球進賬,只不過進球的隊員由守門員變為了後衛。

最終北韓以13:0大勝澳門,如願獲得了比中國隊更多的淨勝球。

– 明報.二零零五年十一月一日.網上即時新聞

國足之戰花絮三則

在30日晚進行的一場第四屆東亞運動會足球比賽中,中國隊10:0大比分戰勝中國澳門,由於雙方之間實力相差懸殊,比賽中也發生了一些平常比賽見不到的有趣場面。

朝鮮教練無奈提前退場

這場比賽開始後,與中國隊同組的朝鮮隊三位教練也來到了看臺上。因為中國隊是朝鮮隊的主要對手,所以朝鮮隊想借這場比賽一窺中國隊的虛實。顯然他們對這場 比賽非常重視,三位教練同時到場觀看。可是隨著比賽的進行,朝鮮隊教練越來越覺得觀看這種比賽幾乎沒有價值,因為中國澳門隊組織不起一次像樣的進攻,整個 比賽在中國隊掌控中,中國隊只有不斷的進球,正規的攻防體系也不能透過這樣的比賽偵察出來。比賽進行 了不到30分鐘,三位朝鮮隊教練就匆匆離開,邊走邊搖頭。

守門員像上訓練課

由於中國澳門隊沒有一次射門,甚至很少能進攻到中國隊的半場,更別說禁區了,所以中國隊的守門員李帥成了本場比賽最清閒的人。看到隊友們不 時在前場攻進精彩的入球,李帥顯然不安分起來。於是,足球比賽中少見的場景出現了,李帥經常在本方禁區外做短暫衝刺跑,或者做高抬腿動作,或者做跳躍動 作,這些都是訓練課中才有的表現。有觀眾開玩笑說,可能是李帥覺得太冷了,所以不得已自己給自己找點事做,還可以溫暖一下身體。

澳門隊攻到前場就有掌聲

雙方水準實在太過懸殊,觀眾似乎也看煩了中國隊的進球,於是大家紛紛找機會給中國澳門隊加油。可是中國澳門隊隊員在中國隊面前絕少有值得稱 道的表現,所以觀眾也對中國澳門隊的隊員“放寬了政策”,只要皮球被踢到了中國隊的後場,觀眾們就紛紛鼓掌歡迎,只要中國澳門隊的隊員成功封堵住中國隊的 一次傳球,觀眾同樣給予熱烈的掌聲。到了最後,甚至只要中國澳門隊的隊員有拿球的機會,觀眾都不吝嗇自己的掌聲和歡呼了。此情此景,真是一般足球比賽很難 看到的。

– 新華社記者朱峰、薛文獻
新華網澳門10月30日電

後舍男生深閨力作


I am so proud!!! We've got our own geeks!!!



introduction

Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory


KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.

"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.

According to the ECFR paper published simultaneously this week in the International Journal Of Science and the adolescent magazine God's Word For Teens!, there are many phenomena that cannot be explained by secular gravity alone, including such mysteries as how angels fly, how Jesus ascended into Heaven, and how Satan fell when cast out of Paradise.
"We just want the best possible education for Kansas' kids," Burdett said.
The Onion 
(See Wiki: Intelligent Design for the movement that signals the demise of the US as a rational and scientific nation) (Update: See a comprehensive article from Scientific America that addresses creationist nonsense)

劉備:張飛:魯肅 = Newbie : Jeffery : Loser


原出處:香港地網絡社區
作者: firewolfer (雪泥狼爪)
標題:英語三國志
時間:2005年4月23日 星期六 20:02:27
(斜體是我加的)

劉備:Newbie
孟德新書:Medicine書
孔明:Homing
姜維:Gary
駱統:Norton
曹丕:Chobit Chubby
徐庶:Tracy
馬騰:Martin
馬超:Marcel / Mature
孟起:Monkey
伯符:Buff
公謹:Cocaine
司馬:Cyber
張飛:Jeffery Jeffrey
趙雲:Chewing
馬謖:Mask
小喬:Secure
魯肅:Lost / Loser
奉先:Foxy
呂蒙 :Lemon / Raymond / Layman
法正:Fxxking / Fetching
呂布:Label
孟優:Menu
龐德:Panda / Pointer
左慈:George
辛佐治:New George
顏良:Anna / Unlearn
龐統:Pointing
伯約:Bjork
雷薄:Reebok
貂嬋:Deuce
太史慈:Tasks
甘寧:Claiming / Cleaning / Coming
的盧:Dettol / Dino
高順:Cushion
孫堅:Skin
孫權:Squid
陸遜:Lotion
荀攸:Sunoil
李典:Lady
徐盛:Tracing
祖茂:Joe's mom
關平:Cramping
魏延:Iron
樊稠:Franchise
蘇飛:Sophie
張角:Triangle
蔣欽:Jam
公孫瓚:Constrain
程遠志:Change
黃蓋:Wenger Wanker
于吉:Yogurt
馬良:Malone

Love what you do. Get good at it.


For some strange reasons I've been quite interested in commencement speeches these days. Perhaps some day I'll write a book with the title All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Commencements.

Following is the commencement address that Jon Stewart, my favourite social critic / comedian, delivered to his alma mater the College of William & Mary on May 20, 2004.

Thank you Mr. President, I had forgotten how crushingly dull these ceremonies are. Thank you.

My best to the choir. I have to say, that song never grows old for me. Whenever I hear that song, it reminds me of nothing.

I am honored to be here, I do have a confession to make before we get going that I should explain very quickly. When I am not on television, this is actually how I dress. I apologize, but there’s something very freeing about it. I congratulate the students for being able to walk even a half a mile in this non-breathable fabric in the Williamsburg heat. I am sure the environment that now exists under your robes, are the same conditions that primordial life began on this earth.

I know there were some parents that were concerned about my speech here tonight, and I want to assure you that you will not hear any language that is not common at, say, a dock workers union meeting, or Tourrett’s convention, or profanity seminar. Rest assured.

I am honored to be here and to receive this honorary doctorate. When I think back to the people that have been in this position before me from Benjamin Franklin to Queen Noor of Jordan, I can’t help but wonder what has happened to this place. Seriously, it saddens me. As a person, I am honored to get it; as an alumnus, I have to say I believe we can do better. And I believe we should. But it has always been a dream of mine to receive a doctorate and to know that today, without putting in any effort, I will. It’s incredibly gratifying. Thank you. That’s very nice of you, I appreciate it.

I’m sure my fellow doctoral graduates—who have spent so long toiling in academia, sinking into debt, sacrificing God knows how many years of what, in truth, is a piece of parchment that in truth has been so devalued by our instant gratification culture as to have been rendered meaningless—will join in congratulating me. Thank you.

But today isn’t about how my presence here devalues this fine institution. It is about you, the graduates. I’m honored to be here to congratulate you today. Today is the day you enter into the real world, and I should give you a few pointers on what it is. It’s actually not that different from the environment here. The biggest difference is you will now be paying for things, and the real world is not surrounded by three-foot brick wall. And the real world is not a restoration. If you see people in the real world making bricks out of straw and water, those people are not colonial re-enactors—they are poor. Help them. And in the real world, there is not as much candle lighting. I don’t really know what it is about this campus and candle lighting, but I wish it would stop. We only have so much wax, people.

Lets talk about the real world for a moment. We had been discussing it earlier, and I…I wanted to bring this up to you earlier about the real world, and this is I guess as good a time as any. I don’t really know to put this, so I’ll be blunt. We broke it.

Please don’t be mad. I know we were supposed to bequeath to the next generation a world better than the one we were handed. So, sorry.

I don’t know if you’ve been following the news lately, but it just kinda got away from us. Somewhere between the gold rush of easy internet profits and an arrogant sense of endless empire, we heard kind of a pinging noise, and uh, then the damn thing just died on us. So I apologize.

But here’s the good news. You fix this thing, you’re the next greatest generation, people. You do this—and I believe you can—you win this war on terror, and Tom Brokaw’s kissing your ass from here to Tikrit, let me tell ya. And even if you don’t, you’re not gonna have much trouble surpassing my generation. If you end up getting your picture taken next to a naked guy pile of enemy prisoners and don’t give the thumbs up you’ve outdid us.

We declared war on terror. We declared war on terror—it’s not even a noun, so, good luck. After we defeat it, I’m sure we’ll take on that bastard ennui.

But obviously that’s the world. What about your lives? What piece of wisdom can I impart to you about my journey that will somehow ease your transition from college back to your parents' basement?

I know some of you are nostalgic today and filled with excitement and perhaps uncertainty at what the future holds. I know six of you are trying to figure out how to make a bong out of your caps. I believe you are members of Psi U. Hey that did work, thank you for the reference.

So I thought I’d talk a little bit about my experience here at William and Mary. It was very long ago, and if you had been to William and Mary while I was here and found out that I would be the commencement speaker 20 years later, you would be somewhat surprised, and probably somewhat angry. I came to William and Mary because as a Jewish person I wanted to explore the rich tapestry of Judaica that is Southern Virginia. Imagine my surprise when I realized “The Tribe” was not what I thought it meant.

In 1980 I was 17 years old. When I moved to Williamsburg, my hall was in the basement of Yates, which combined the cheerfulness of a bomb shelter with the prison-like comfort of the group shower. As a freshman I was quite a catch. Less than five feet tall, yet my head is the same size it is now. Didn’t even really look like a head, it looked more like a container for a head. I looked like a Peanuts character. Peanuts characters had terrible acne. But what I lacked in looks I made up for with a repugnant personality.

In 1981 I lost my virginity, only to gain it back again on appeal in 1983. You could say that my one saving grace was academics where I excelled, but I did not.

And yet now I live in the rarified air of celebrity, of mega stardom. My life a series of Hollywood orgies and Kabala center brunches with the cast of Friends. At least that’s what my handlers tell me. I’m actually too valuable to live my own life and spend most of my days in a vegetable crisper to remain fake news anchor fresh.

So I know that the decisions that I made after college worked out. But at the time I didn’t know that they would. See college is not necessarily predictive of your future success. And it’s the kind of thing where the path that I chose obviously wouldn’t work for you. For one, you’re not very funny.

So how do you know what is the right path to choose to get the result that you desire? And the honest answer is this. You won’t. And accepting that greatly eases the anxiety of your life experience.

I was not exceptional here, and am not now. I was mediocre here. And I’m not saying aim low. Not everybody can wander around in an alcoholic haze and then at 40 just, you know, decide to be president. You’ve got to really work hard to try to…I was actually referring to my father.

When I left William and Mary I was shell-shocked. Because when you’re in college it’s very clear what you have to do to succeed. And I imagine here everybody knows exactly the number of credits they needed to graduate, where they had to buckle down, which introductory psychology class would pad out the schedule. You knew what you had to do to get to this college and to graduate from it. But the unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective. The paths are infinite and the results uncertain. And it can be maddening to those that go here, especially here, because your strength has always been achievement. So if there’s any real advice I can give you it’s this.

College is something you complete. Life is something you experience. So don’t worry about your grade, or the results or success. Success is defined in myriad ways, and you will find it, and people will no longer be grading you, but it will come from your own internal sense of decency which I imagine, after going through the program here, is quite strong…although I’m sure downloading illegal files…but, nah, that’s a different story.

Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips fall where they may.

And the last thing I want to address is the idea that somehow this new generation is not as prepared for the sacrifice and the tenacity that will be needed in the difficult times ahead. I have not found this generation to be cynical or apathetic or selfish. They are as strong and as decent as any people that I have met. And I will say this, on my way down here I stopped at Bethesda Naval, and when you talk to the young kids that are there that have just been back from Iraq and Afghanistan, you don’t have the worry about the future that you hear from so many that are not a part of this generation but judging it from above.

And the other thing… that I will say is, when I spoke earlier about the world being broke, I was somewhat being facetious, because every generation has their challenge. And things change rapidly, and life gets better in an instant.

I was in New York on 9-11 when the towers came down. I lived 14 blocks from the twin towers. And when they came down, I thought that the world had ended. And I remember walking around in a daze for weeks. And Mayor Giuliani had said to the city, “You’ve got to get back to normal. We’ve got to show that things can change and get back to what they were.”

And one day I was coming out of my building, and on my stoop, was a man who was crouched over, and he appeared to be in deep thought. And as I got closer to him I realized, he was playing with himself. And that’s when I thought, “You know what, we’re gonna be OK.”

Thank you. Congratulations. I honor you. Good Night.

Wacky news story of the day


洪佛派傳人脫毆傷租客罪 事主曾想拜被告為師

本地「洪佛派」拳術傳人洪錦培及兒子洪樂文,涉嫌因租客遲交租而毆傷對方,父子兩人被控傷人,案件昨日在九龍城裁判法院經審訊後,由於租客證供前後矛盾,父子脫罪。據事主在庭上供稱,案發時遭幾名大漢圍毆,事後被洪氏讚賞「捱得」,不但替他療傷,更欲收他為徒。

(c) Apple Daily報稱任中醫的洪錦培(56歲),是洪佛派國術總會永遠監督,其子洪樂文(25歲)則為總會教練。兩人被指於今年3月31日,在深水砵蘭街萬新大廈21樓一單位襲擊23歲陳姓男子。

事主昨日供稱,今年3月起租住洪氏上述單位,由於租務糾紛,洪氏父子堅稱他欠租,於3月31日在電話爭拗後,兩人與案中其餘兩人到上址要求他交租。事主說, 洪氏父子及其他人對他拳打腳踢至流血,血漬濺到單位地下及各人的衣服。洪錦培當時稱讚事主「你咁捱得打,不如收你為徒﹗」又主動替事主療傷。

事主本來答應成為洪的徒弟,但事後向親友講述事件經過後,決定前往醫院驗傷及報警。裁判官裁決時指出,事主就傷勢的口供前後矛盾,故判兩被告脫罪,但他強調,並非完全相信洪氏父子未曾施襲。案中其餘兩人在逃。

– 明報.二零零五年八月五日.港聞版

Then and Now


Happy is now officially old. He is 12 years old (or older; he was relatively grown up when mom's ex-colleague picked him up from the street in 1995) and more than a dozen of his teeth was surgically extracted yesterday.

At me and my brother's urging for over a year, mom took Happy to see the vet at SPCA and found out Happy has irritated skin, some kind of germ in his blood that prevents clotting, and lots of rotten teeth. Happy is our first dog and he has always appeared healthy and energetic (anyone who's played with him can attest to this), so we couldn't tell that so many problems creeped up on him since his checkup a few years ago.

This picture taken today is lousy, but you should be able to see that half of his teeth, which always stuck out, are now missing. His right front leg is bandaged as a result of needle wounds from (repeated) blood testing and anesthetic. He was still noticeably exhausted from the surgery:


Before the surgery, my precious baby looked like this:


(In the past month, Happy had to be soaked in medicine for 10 minutes every two days to treat his skin irritations. Happy has always hated taking shower, even though over the years he's grown marginally less resistant of it. However, forcing him to stand there and shiver for such a long time just made him miserable. My maid used a kitchen timer to keep track of the time, and whenever the alarm went off, Happy would ecstatically try to escape from the tub. He never succeeded even though he usually managed to splatter water and soap all over the place.)

The reality of Happy's aging never hit me so hard until I came home last night and he greeted me groggily, as the anesthetic was still in effect. He'd always rush to the door when he hears someone approaching. If the door opens and it's someone he knows, he'd yelp and jump and climb and lick like the person is a long lost first love. Happy's passionate welcome makes going home an event that I long for after a day's work. He makes the apartment our home, where love is waiting for us.

And he's now an old, old dog.

世事如棋


我這個小説人,說起來也奇怪,最近常常看一些 non fiction,由從前的 Robert Wright 的 Nonzero, 近來 Jared Diamond 的 Gun, Germs, and Steel,Thomas Friedman 的 The World is Flat,甚至到 Jon Stewart 的 America: A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction (極強力推介他的 Daily Show!!!),都是拿放大鏡去看人類的發展史,尋找一些 patterns,從而引導我們對目前社會狀況、以至未來的路向的思考。

在 大學時讀過一點哲學,覺得實在是非常有用的一門學問。帕拉圖對 Form 與 Idea 的分野對當時的我是一記當頭棒喝 - 無論是對教育的目的、對學問的追求、思考的意義,都有了一個清晰的答案,就是從看得到、摸得到的,經過小心的思考、分析,找出背後共同的道理,並作爲我們 改 善未來的決策的基石。有了這一個明確的目的,我有了對原因去對所有的知識都渴求(包括大量 news you can't use,嘻嘻)。

推而廣之,歷史就是一個大實驗 with almost infinite variables。雖然複雜,但 given History Repeats Itself,作爲地球主人翁幾千萬年的人類,好應該已經對身處的環境、以至自己的脾性,都有深刻的了解。(已經有人提出過,一切問題的答案,是 forty-two。)可是人啊,是一種善忘、短視、自大的動物…

There is no sin except stupidity。在日常生活中,我們每天都被無孔不入的愚昧挑戰著。爲什麽我們要接受教育、要留意身邊的事情?因爲我們不應該浪費時間去犯已經有很多前人犯過的錯誤。

Case in point,「民主黨鄭家富昨日發表調查,指六成六被訪者贊成立法,規定僱員每周最高工時,以及有七成三被訪者認為最高工時應低於五十小時。

喂!你做乜唔打俾我?我會話俾你聼我覺得最高工時應低於三十小時添呀!如此白痴低能的問題(「你贊唔贊成立法規定每周的最高工作時間?」)問來干啥?這個撈取政治本錢的動作太核突了。

  1. 在資本主義社會,工時、工資都應該由市場自動調節,而政府和法律的角色是去保障市民最基本的權利, 確保受薪者沒有被剝削。這就是勞工法例的基礎。所 以,在研究設立最低工資、最高工時的時候,問題的重心是什麽是明顯的不合理、不合法,然後把立法的理由、凖則作爲辯論的題目,從而釐定最後法例裏的字 眼。比如說,如果我問你覺得一個星期最好工時不超過多少,你一定會說越少越好(正在讀這個的您可能不會,可是十個人中最少八個人會)。但是如果問題是多 少個小時的工作算是不合理,你的答案就會不同。從民主黨的民調裏問的問題,反映出他們研究這個題目要不是角度完全錯了,就是求其取悅基層選票的把戲
  2. 代 議政制的一個衆所周知的毛病,就是選民投票很多時候是投「公衆」的 (i.e. 不是自己的)鈔票。最好我自己能通過付出最小的代價、獲取最大的福利。美國的議會裏長年累月的黨爭正是選舉政治的 inefficiency 的體現。負責任的議員應該做的是為社會大衆深入的分析一個建議的利弊,讓選民知道自己的決定 會有什麽影響,然後盡量依從選民的意願去投票。然而,在香港現今的議會裏面,有誰有這樣的學識、技巧、魅力去引導和 shape 公衆意見?而傳媒又會懂得去報導嗎?我不奢求有香港有十個八個像樣的政治家,畢竟我們的政治舞台發展時間很短,可是我每次在電視上看到台灣的小馬哥都恨得牙癢癢 的。
  3. 香港民主黨的未來極爲悲觀。在 開始的時候,民主黨的理念曾經深得民心,加上有幾位旗幟鮮明的領袖,令這黨在多次地 區直選中贏得轟烈。可是,隨著民主黨 内部青黃不接、四分五裂,其他黨派的首領又慢慢做出簡單但恰當的部署,民主黨的聲勢衰落了不少。在這一條小小的議案中也看到,民主黨内沒有人知道民意調查 是甚麽, 沒有人明白民意調查的用途,更沒有人懂得除了語出驚人、聲大夾惡的政治策略。我看,很快它就會踏上英國保守黨、美國民主黨的舊路,由廣受人民擁戴,淪落到 被對手從 台中心擠到角落。
這一切,都是因爲我們的政客沒有吸取到歷史的教訓,同樣的事情在外國已經發生過很多次,什麽 permutation 都有,就是不懂得把成功的經驗納為己用。

Midsummer Night's Dream



After more than ten days of overbearing sunshine, thunder returns.

Taken at 1:45 a.m. on July 19, 2005.

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince


I've just finished my HP6 after 15 hours of reading! It was a great experience. :) The drama was excellent - I was deeply depressed by the ending, even though it was quite expected. However, I must say that the writing seems to have become a bit more sloppy when compared to the first three books, which were perfectly written.

What a great way to spend a weekend. :D

Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish.


This is the text of the Commencement address by Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple Computer and of Pixar Animation Studios, delivered on June 12, 2005.
I am honored to be with you today at your commencement from one of the finest universities in the world. I never graduated from college. Truth be told, this is the closest I've ever gotten to a college graduation. Today I want to tell you three stories from my life. That's it. No big deal. Just three stories.

The first story is about connecting the dots.

I dropped out of Reed College after the first 6 months, but then stayed around as a drop-in for another 18 months or so before I really quit. So why did I drop out?

It started before I was born. My biological mother was a young, unwed college graduate student, and she decided to put me up for adoption. She felt very strongly that I should be adopted by college graduates, so everything was all set for me to be adopted at birth by a lawyer and his wife. Except that when I popped out they decided at the last minute that they really wanted a girl. So my parents, who were on a waiting list, got a call in the middle of the night asking: "We have an unexpected baby boy; do you want him?" They said: "Of course." My biological mother later found out that my mother had never graduated from college and that my father had never graduated from high school. She refused to sign the final adoption papers. She only relented a few months later when my parents promised that I would someday go to college.

And 17 years later I did go to college. But I naively chose a college that was almost as expensive as Stanford, and all of my working-class parents' savings were being spent on my college tuition. After six months, I couldn't see the value in it. I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life and no idea how college was going to help me figure it out. And here I was spending all of the money my parents had saved their entire life. So I decided to drop out and trust that it would all work out OK. It was pretty scary at the time, but looking back it was one of the best decisions I ever made. The minute I dropped out I could stop taking the required classes that didn't interest me, and begin dropping in on the ones that looked interesting.

It wasn't all romantic. I didn't have a dorm room, so I slept on the floor in friends' rooms, I returned coke bottles for the 5¢ deposits to buy food with, and I would walk the 7 miles across town every Sunday night to get one good meal a week at the Hare Krishna temple. I loved it. And much of what I stumbled into by following my curiosity and intuition turned out to be priceless later on. Let me give you one example:

Reed College at that time offered perhaps the best calligraphy instruction in the country. Throughout the campus every poster, every label on every drawer, was beautifully hand calligraphed. Because I had dropped out and didn't have to take the normal classes, I decided to take a calligraphy class to learn how to do this. I learned about serif and san serif typefaces, about varying the amount of space between different letter combinations, about what makes great typography great. It was beautiful, historical, artistically subtle in a way that science can't capture, and I found it fascinating.

None of this had even a hope of any practical application in my life. But ten years later, when we were designing the first Macintosh computer, it all came back to me. And we designed it all into the Mac. It was the first computer with beautiful typography. If I had never dropped in on that single course in college, the Mac would have never had multiple typefaces or proportionally spaced fonts. And since Windows just copied the Mac, its likely that no personal computer would have them. If I had never dropped out, I would have never dropped in on this calligraphy class, and personal computers might not have the wonderful typography that they do. Of course it was impossible to connect the dots looking forward when I was in college. But it was very, very clear looking backwards ten years later.

Again, you can't connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something - your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life.

My second story is about love and loss.

I was lucky – I found what I loved to do early in life. Woz and I started Apple in my parents garage when I was 20. We worked hard, and in 10 years Apple had grown from just the two of us in a garage into a $2 billion company with over 4000 employees. We had just released our finest creation - the Macintosh - a year earlier, and I had just turned 30. And then I got fired. How can you get fired from a company you started? Well, as Apple grew we hired someone who I thought was very talented to run the company with me, and for the first year or so things went well. But then our visions of the future began to diverge and eventually we had a falling out. When we did, our Board of Directors sided with him. So at 30 I was out. And very publicly out. What had been the focus of my entire adult life was gone, and it was devastating.

I really didn't know what to do for a few months. I felt that I had let the previous generation of entrepreneurs down - that I had dropped the baton as it was being passed to me. I met with David Packard and Bob Noyce and tried to apologize for screwing up so badly. I was a very public failure, and I even thought about running away from the valley. But something slowly began to dawn on me – I still loved what I did. The turn of events at Apple had not changed that one bit. I had been rejected, but I was still in love. And so I decided to start over.

I didn't see it then, but it turned out that getting fired from Apple was the best thing that could have ever happened to me. The heaviness of being successful was replaced by the lightness of being a beginner again, less sure about everything. It freed me to enter one of the most creative periods of my life.

During the next five years, I started a company named NeXT, another company named Pixar, and fell in love with an amazing woman who would become my wife. Pixar went on to create the worlds first computer animated feature film, Toy Story, and is now the most successful animation studio in the world. In a remarkable turn of events, Apple bought NeXT, I retuned to Apple, and the technology we developed at NeXT is at the heart of Apple's current renaissance. And Laurene and I have a wonderful family together.

I'm pretty sure none of this would have happened if I hadn't been fired from Apple. It was awful tasting medicine, but I guess the patient needed it. Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith. I'm convinced that the only thing that kept me going was that I loved what I did. You've got to find what you love. And that is as true for your work as it is for your lovers. Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking. Don't settle. As with all matters of the heart, you'll know when you find it. And, like any great relationship, it just gets better and better as the years roll on. So keep looking until you find it. Don't settle.

My third story is about death.

When I was 17, I read a quote that went something like: "If you live each day as if it was your last, someday you'll most certainly be right." It made an impression on me, and since then, for the past 33 years, I have looked in the mirror every morning and asked myself: "If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?" And whenever the answer has been "No" for too many days in a row, I know I need to change something.

Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything – all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure - these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart.

About a year ago I was diagnosed with cancer. I had a scan at 7:30 in the morning, and it clearly showed a tumor on my pancreas. I didn't even know what a pancreas was. The doctors told me this was almost certainly a type of cancer that is incurable, and that I should expect to live no longer than three to six months. My doctor advised me to go home and get my affairs in order, which is doctor's code for prepare to die. It means to try to tell your kids everything you thought you'd have the next 10 years to tell them in just a few months. It means to make sure everything is buttoned up so that it will be as easy as possible for your family. It means to say your goodbyes.

I lived with that diagnosis all day. Later that evening I had a biopsy, where they stuck an endoscope down my throat, through my stomach and into my intestines, put a needle into my pancreas and got a few cells from the tumor. I was sedated, but my wife, who was there, told me that when they viewed the cells under a microscope the doctors started crying because it turned out to be a very rare form of pancreatic cancer that is curable with surgery. I had the surgery and I'm fine now.

This was the closest I've been to facing death, and I hope its the closest I get for a few more decades. Having lived through it, I can now say this to you with a bit more certainty than when death was a useful but purely intellectual concept:

No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don't want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life's change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of other's opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.

When I was young, there was an amazing publication called The Whole Earth Catalog, which was one of the bibles of my generation. It was created by a fellow named Stewart Brand not far from here in Menlo Park, and he brought it to life with his poetic touch. This was in the late 1960's, before personal computers and desktop publishing, so it was all made with typewriters, scissors, and polaroid cameras. It was sort of like Google in paperback form, 35 years before Google came along: it was idealistic, and overflowing with neat tools and great notions.

Stewart and his team put out several issues of The Whole Earth Catalog, and then when it had run its course, they put out a final issue. It was the mid-1970s, and I was your age. On the back cover of their final issue was a photograph of an early morning country road, the kind you might find yourself hitchhiking on if you were so adventurous. Beneath it were the words: "Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish." It was their farewell message as they signed off. Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish. And I have always wished that for myself. And now, as you graduate to begin anew, I wish that for you.

Stay Hungry.  Stay Foolish.

Thank you all very much.

Music in the city




Music appreciation 101 - "Stand as close as possible to the performer."

It's hot in the summer


An otherwise beautiful night view of the city.