Every boy's dream! A Super Soaker Oozinator!

From the Hasbro website:

Sneak up on your opponents with a surprise bio-ooze attack! Just when they think you're coming at 'em with water, blast 'em with a shot of icky bio-ooze! Shoot out globs of gooey bio-ooze and then drench 'em with water! It's a double blast attack that'll keep your opponents on their toes and running during every water fight. With the OOZINATOR blaster you don't just get soaked, you get drenched!

See how much the boys enjoy playing with their Oozinator!

People quickly caught on to the different kinds of fun you can have with this toy and filled the product's page at Amazon with exhilarative reviews, which were soon deleted by the power that be. Fortunately the Consumerist and its readers archived some of those tales here and here, such as:

As much fun as this toy is while it lasts, it does indeed tend to shoot the ooze
much quicker than I would want. It's good for me but my partners don't enjoy it.