Fiasco


Image of FiascoThis book broke my heart. It is the first time ever that I read a history book and weep.

If you are, like me, a concerned yet lazy global citizen, you'd have caught news about bombings in random Iraqi cities every once in a while, thought about how screwed up things are, wondered what could be done now that the US is already stuck in the quagmire, and returned to your daily routines as there is nothing that you can do.

What Ricks do oh so superbly in this book is to fill in that skeleton and present the reader with a coherent, lucid, and detailed account of what has happened so far. It pierces through the fog of words put up by the Bush government, who have the absolutely best spin doctors in the world, the confusion caused by the media's sporadic interest, and our numbness in the face of a humanity crisis. The result is, we no longer have an excuse to ignore the war in Iraq.

Before I started reading this book, I was worried that I'd be reading some wacko's exaggerated, emotional, conspiratorial account of the Iraq war, as implied by the title. I was hooked by the second page. Ricks's prose is clinical and precise. Dates and people are clearly identified, assertions duly footnoted, and quotes corroborated. As I flipped through the pages, a line in my head slowly connects dots of information hidden in the back of my mind - names of cities and provinces, utterings by officials and generals, bits and pieces of bombing footages. The reason I am comfortable to accept Ricks's version of the events is that it is supported by published sources, created at the time or very shortly after events take place. This is not someone making up facts to support his vendetta, with the help of 20/20 hindsight; this is a professional journalist writing a report in accordance with the strictest journalism principles.

Firmly convinced by the romantic notions of neoconservatism, the hawks of Washington DC went into Iraq without any reconstruction planning. An army of young and hotheaded soldiers was sent to Iraq expecting jubilant crowds in the street, welcoming their liberators. Instead, the undersized troops found themselves stuck in fighting an insurgency, the techniques for which was nearly wiped out from the Army's institutional memory following Vietnam. As we ponder and debate what is happening in Iraq, over a thousand Iraqi civilians die every month from violence, millions have their home destroyed in the crossfire, and countless are insulted daily by the presence of an unwelcome guest in their country and (literally) home. How can the "leaders" of the West continue to sit on their hands and wonder why are there more and more insurgents every day?

Apart from being outraged by the mess created, I am also shocked to the core by the lessons pointed out by Ricks. It is because I have actually witnessed many of them in my world. Incompetence of senior officials, distrust of local knowledge, hostility to dissenting views, and, most important of all, refusal to acknowledge mistakes - these are all very common in our workplace and I have personally fought many such incidences. These are real. The only difference here is the cost of these "blunders" are not just a few zeroes in a dollar figure, but the loss of life on a massive scale. We can no longer afford to shrug off the stupid things that some politicians say and do. There are terrifyingly real consequences to human incompetence, as continuously illustrated by the sad, sad situation in Iraq.

Conan O' Brien on college


Conan O'Brien's commencement speech for the Class of 2006 of Stuyvesant High School
Alright, yeeaaaah! I said yeeaaaah! Thank you. Thank you graduating seniors, faculty, parents... (several girls shout "we love you Conan!") I love you too sir. Thank you graduating seniors, faculty, parents, SAT tutors, college placement coaches, jealous siblings, grandparents who have no idea who I am... (applause) "Who is this horrible man?" And people who wandered in accidentally because they have season tickets to Lincoln Center.

Before I begin, I'd like to thank you for inviting me today. Over the years, I have been asked to give commencement speeches at many prestigious institutions. Just last year, I was offered fifty thousand dollars to speak at a graduation. But I said, "you go to hell, Bronx Science!" (applause) Then they said "sixty thousand!" And I took it but I never showed up! Man, those guys are idiots.

Hang on, grandma. "What's happening?" I am truly honored to be here today. Of course when I first got the call no one mentioned I'd have to show up at 8:45 in the morning and wear a dress. By the way, true story, I am wearing a ceremonial robe decorated in the colors of my alma mater, Harvard University. (applause) But I choose to wear it because it's the fastest way to let everyone know I'm a pompous, self-important jackass. (applause) I'll go to Starbucks later, "I'll have a mocha latte, BUT DON'T STAIN MY ROBE!" By the way, if you're curious, yes, under this thing I am going commando. (students "woo"-ing) I call it "Conando." That was dumb.

People mountain people sea (literal version)


Porn for Women


Image of Porn for WomenI picked this up at the book store while waiting for the movie to start at a nearby cinema. My interest was piqued by the juxtaposition of a provocative title, in a warm and fuzzy typeface, and the ikea-esque cover image. I finished the book in less than 5 minutes but it left me in tears for quite a bit longer. This is probably the most hilarious book I have seen in a while.

The concept is simple - porn for women. Instead of showing bulky and sun tanned boys strutting it on a beach, the audience (presumed to be female) gets images of sincere and caring men doing / saying things we can only dream of. All in a book that one could find on the shelves of a regular book store.

Whoever thought of this should get filthy rich and be worshiped by women from all over the world, and build a Mansion overflowing with an unlimited supply of crispy high-count linen, sinfully delicious but carb-lite and fat free snacks, and obscenely good looking, charming man-servants. The guests (girls) are welcome to party all night every day of the week, doing heart-to-heart talks.

Awwwwwww. Sweeeeeet.

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p.s. I was trying to buy this book for a girlfriend's birthday today, and couldn't find it on the shelves. It was a busy hour for the store, with all the white-collar prisoners released for the daily stroll in the mall. So I had to chase after a shop attendant, "Excuse me, I am looking for a book named 'Porn for Women'." "Points for Women?" "No, p-o-r-n. PORN." She punched in the beginning of the title, "PORN F", nothing turned up. So she tried again, "PORN". This time, there were too many hits.

Friendly reminder: This book is apparently not available at any of the Dymocks outlets in Hong Kong! Instead, check out Kelly & Welsh (and Swindon), where I first saw it.

新聞自由


先看這個:

镇委书记与一女性裸死车内 一网站称系因公牺牲 - 華商網(我未能肯定真的是南方網的報道)

也算是比較認真的報道吧。

然後看這個:

鎮官與情婦裸屍車廂 - 蘋果日報

蘋果也真厲害,早在七月七日就報道這條新聞,還打電話去求證呢。更厲害的是,爲了幫助普羅大衆清楚理解,蘋果的美術組也製作了精美的示意圖。要不是這些詳細的圖,我才不知道發生了什麽事呢。

福娃洩氣了


(明報專訊,但網上版本好像有點問題,所以我稍作修改)

奧運倒數 福娃倒下

不經不覺,還有一年就到08年北京奧運會,昨日北京和香港都有舉行慶祝奧運一周年倒數活動。香港這邊,選在尖沙嘴文化中心平台搞了個「京港心連心.倒數迎奧運」晚會,曾特首和政務司長唐英年都有出席撐場。掛覑1號風球,但總算沒有傾盆大雨,晚會順利舉行,真要多謝一句「天助也」。

在倒數儀式舉行期間,自然少不了一眾明星與名人上台慶祝倒數一周年,也當然少不了奧運吉祥物福娃出場。只見貝貝、晶晶、歡歡、迎迎、妮妮興 高采烈地左搖右擺助興。台上的5隻「福娃」左搖右擺助興,蔚藍色的吹氣福娃「貝貝」不知怎麼的,愈來愈矮,變了縮水福娃,直至見不到它的樣子。原來是貝貝突然「泄氣」,變得頭耷耷,幾乎要倒下來,最後要工作人員中途「攙扶」離場。

- 明報新聞網,二〇〇七年八月九日




噢!


What is art


I have always held this view, but was never able to articulate it quite so eloquently:
As Nietzsche knew, painters do not merely reproduce [reality]. They select and highlight, and they are accorded genuine admiration in so far as their version of reality seems to bring out valuable features of it.
~ "On Eye-opening Art", The Art of Travel by Alain de Botton

Of course this applies not only to painters, but all forms of art. Art is not merely an imitation of nature, but an expression of the artist, of his or her interpretation of this world.

This is my favorite chapter in this book. I am going to Provence some day to see for myself.

Fooled by Randomness


More about Fooled by Randomness

Reading this book has been a life changing experience for me.

Granted, many of the concepts are not exactly groundbreaking, but no one has ever been able to put together such an easy to understanding, entertaining, and, most importantly, RELEVANT framework for understanding the role of randomness in life. For example, similar concepts have been explored in A Mathematician Plays the Market by John Allen Paulos. But compared to NNT, who manages to not just inform but to CONVINCE, Paulos' work is dry and abstract.

NNT's tenet is that we as human need to understand, through science, the limits of our mind in coping with randomness. Our brain is wired to understand and store things as narratives, with cause and consequence and meaning. We always unconsciously misjudge the meanings of probability and randomness, and the failure to anticipate for the worst is usually the gravest mistake a person can make. NNT's goal is to pound the evidence of human fallacy into the reader and to make sure that, while still complete idiots, the reader would be one of the few who are privileged with the knowledge of his idiocy.

I am completely converted by NNT, because he manages to bring together many rules and evidences that I have always known to address a wide range of suspicions that I have always had. However, now that my understanding of the world has been thoroughly changed, I need some guidance on how I should behave. NNT has given plenty of examples in this book - e.g. if you're going to trade, never expose yourself to any possibility of a massive loss; or, just make small but steady money by being a broker - but it is difficult to apply them to the wider world. When I excitedly tell my husband about the brilliant and inspiring ideas in this book, he drove me speechless by three very simple questions - "How can all those improve my well-being? How can it help me in launching next Fall's product line?"

I am positive that, in time, the answers can be found in this book or future works by NNT. "Fooled by Randomness" is definitely one of the several books that I am planning to read over and over again.

To further explore the inner working of our irrational mind, I have started reading Stumbling on Happiness by Daniel Gilbert. It is great fun so far - the only problem being that people would look at me funny as if I'm reading a pathetic self-help book!

30位老師衝擊試場爭學生


A good reminder of how good our teachers' lives are, comparatively.

30位老師衝擊試場爭學生
2007年7月12日

江蘇泰州兩所重點學校為爭學生發生衝突,30多名老師衝入試場撕毀學生的試卷,警員到場控制場面。

揚子晚報報道,10日上午,數百名來自各地的初中畢業生,來到姜堰中學參加該校自主招生考試。因擔心已經成為本校高一新生的生源出現流失,當天上午,興化中學的30多名老師,在拿著介紹信討要說法無果的情況下,衝進姜堰中學考場,撕毀學生試卷,想阻止考試的進行,場面一度失控。

姜堰中學姓錢的老師表示,按往年慣例,該校每年到這個時候,都要進行一次「自主招生」,目的是補充統招新生的不足。他說,今年該校高一年級已經通過統招等方式錄取了1000名新生,但由於下學期該校高一年級共設24個班,按每班60人計算,尚欠400名新生。當天,按計劃,該校對數百名來自不同地方的初中畢業生,進行統一考試。

錢老師回憶,當天上午8點多,兩位興化中學的老師首先進入他們學校,10點多,興化中學又來了30多名老師,他們一齊向考場走去。走進考場,他們撕毀了一些同學的試卷,與本校老師發生了衝突。不久,姜堰市公安局城東派出所的民警接報後趕到了現場。當天中午12點多,興化中學的老師才陸續離開姜堰中學。

興化中學校長辦公室的一位高老師說,按道理,中考早就過去,各學校高一新生的錄取工作也已經結束。姜堰中學此時招生,明顯違規,姜堰中學還接受已被錄取為興化中學高一新生的學生的考試報名,此行為有可能把興化中學已經成型的招生計劃打亂。

高老師說,當天上午,他們老師一行去姜堰中學,就是向該校討說法的。最後,在警方的協調下,姜堰中學同意不錄取已經被興化中學錄取的新生,他們老師這才回來。

- 明報即時新聞,二〇〇七年七月十二日

文匯報, 1989年 6月 5日




A record of history,
by 1of@kind